Does it have to be useful and functional? I am sure we can get you a cardboard box with the words jetpack written on it that we can strap to your back.

Me too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns.

If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring.

Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”