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Nusm to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Seen anything unusual?

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Seen anything unusual?

Nusm to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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    Never talk to cops

    • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      What? Why?

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        … they are always trying to figure out a way to throw you in jail. They lie. They are lazy. They want to close cases without trying. If they can construe something you told them as a lie, that is a crime they can throw you in jail for. Which they like to do.

        Basically, volunteering information to cops without a lawyer advising you is a recipe for fucking up your life, which cops love to do.

        So shut the fuck up, and explicitly ask for a lawyer if a cop want to talk to you. It is your right (in the US) to have a lawyer. Take advantage of that. And don’t talk.

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          I guess I’ve only ever had decent experiences with them, then. Sorry to hear you haven’t.

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            I’m lucky enough not to be in a targeted group, so I don’t interact with them, except once for a traffic ticket. But I still wouldn’t ever talk to them because you are risking your life and liberty when you do.

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              I’ve talked to cops a couple times, and they’ve been extremely helpful for what I needed.

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                deleted by creator

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                Your privilege is showing.

                • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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                  Lol ok, chief

      • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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        Entertaining video by lawyer about why not to, published by Rutger’s school of law: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE&t=5s

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    We need Leslie Nielson to say it

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    Every day is shut the fuck up Friday.

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    First out-loud chuckle of the day. Thanks!

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    ADAB

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