jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days agoTrump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes'www.rawstory.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1334arrow-down18
arrow-up1326arrow-down1external-linkTrump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes'www.rawstory.comjeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·30 days ago“I only murdered for a minute, tops!”
minus-squareRhaedas@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up36·30 days ago“it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much.”
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·30 days agoThats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you. (This joke got dark)
minus-squareDarylDutch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·30 days agoJoke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.
minus-squaredrunkosaurus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·30 days ago“I only shot that guy for 0.6 seconds!”
“I only murdered for a minute, tops!”
“it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much.”
Thats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you.
(This joke got dark)
Joke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.
“I only shot that guy for 0.6 seconds!”