MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN!
Smoke that shit dawg!
✋😧🤚 pls don’t shoot
ordinary branch from an ordinary USA tree
Did you take that from a Child in a Scottie Pippen Jersey?
STOP RESISTING
… Such a beautiful stick and all I could think was “watch out for cops.”
I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs
Did you kill the kid, beat them, or did you just throw them in jail?
it depends on the kid’s skin color
From their reply, I am assuming white
I just stood outside the school and did nothing
*shoot
FTFYThis was a reference to the Uvalde shooting, in which several officers stood outside the classrooms in which a school shooter was massacring children just waiting for… divine intervention I guess, I dunno. So no, I was just standing there.
Thanks for explanation.
np friendo.
SOP, got it
Lol not too sure you’re joking though.
lol, nah I’m not a cop
Much funnier
What the fuck? Like 20 comments and not one of you? Sigh. Fine.
Gimme all your money! This is a stick up!
Head to the crosspost at !stick@sh.itjust.works they are more enthusiastic with this.
That’s what we used to call an afternoon.
Crossposted it to the stick community. Good stick this one.
There’s a stick community??
Went there to subscribe, but turns out I already am lol.
That stick has staying power, a week at least.
This isn’t a shit post this is premium stick gunning
That is a mighty fine stick gun!
hey, watch where you point that thing
Instant subscribe
Hell yes
Wield your relic with justice chosen
Seek stick
Then,
Behold! Armament.
HAVE AT THEE!
aw fuck yea stick gun