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    2 days ago

    President Hill, first name Ant was introduced to the American public this morning. He and only he will finally solve America’s addiction to shoes and magnifying glasses. From. Now on, only negative magnification glasses will be legal. Shoes will need ultra soft silicone thread made by AntSaver a Hill company…no relation.