He is old and stupid. What are the chances that he gets covid and he chokes on a large peanut?

So is it working?

Mr.Chat, last name GPT, how can we care for our elders?

Chat GPT: I know, right?

I heard that he did get to suck his own cock but when he came he choked on the other Guy’s golden finger. I don’t know if this is an appropriate topic though. He had a big fat cock…he paid the guy a few thousand a day. Why would he suck his own is beyond me.

So if we commit a crime we can just ask for enough time to run for president and win. If we win, we go scott free? Got it!

Let’s do this thing! C’mon we need suggestions? Illegal high speed forest fire? Can do! Oh we could steal money yeah, I guess. From the poor? Hmmm, nah Donnie, why don’t you pay a prostitute, I gotta fix the faucet.

If you stay about 20’ from a cow, the milker can’t shoot milk in your face. The physics behind it are pretty clear, yes cow flu milk is airborne but with a splash mask and 20’ distance, we’ll have it all under control.

Its going to be a fucky one!

Alright, I’ve read enough here… My conclusion; California fire IS gay.

Now, don’t get up and clap. This was figured fair and square via research. I scrolled endlessly and stopped when I saw the appropriate comment that supported my hip-O-thesis.

Oh its played with the fingers…

Not your own fingers!

In a world, burning with anxiety… Mel, our uncanny hero.

Don’t read this unless you’re 18!

You read it, didn’t you? But your 49! Dang dude! C’mon.

I was going to click on it became she is sponsored. It says so right there.

It made me think…hmmm, if someone were to inject or otherwise place strawberries up your butt, would you deal full at some point? Or would you just fill full?

My window doesn’t face outside! WTF!

Five slices! Dam!

C’mon everyone! Simmer down! Its " fuck me in the ass tonight " there’s no need to beat around the bush. …Now! Let’s see what you’ve won!!!

Yes Jim! You are the new proud owner of this wonderful gourmet deluxe grad master limited edition pen protector!

The opposing team has scored.

10^32… Chilito

Yes! Yes baby yes!

That’s just for us legal Mexican American people. The “illegals” get shot by the new satellite system with free WiFi!

Illegals… Just imagine one day, you’re all grown up and somebody informs you that you are illegal… Not that you’ve done something illegal, you as a whole are a specifically corrupt thing.

I heard Elon was going to build a border wall in Mars just so us Mexicans can’t jump there.

Basically go to goodwill and have a look at their used stainless pans and then compare that to what you see at the store. Its not magic material. You put some tomatoes paste or salty beans or vinegar on it and you’ll be getting some chrome dissolved on to your food. Great! Its just a little right? Wrong! What else do you see? Scratches! Every time you use a metal spoon or steel wool to grab food or clean the pan, you create brand new unreacted leachable metal chrome…pans are probably grade 18 or 316 stainless steel, so 18% of whatever shavings you made becomes happy trivalent Cr-3 ions floating around with your tasty Na and CL lol. Look at pans that got overheated or pans where you accidentally left a spoon before going on vacation for a week…they’re black where some food was left on the surface due to oxygen depletion. Stainless steel is by no means the savior. Its the magic bullet, along with plastic in the food processing business! Processed foods pass thru churning mechanisms…metal rubbing and shedding stuff on to the food.

This is why I sleep at night. I’m basically a walking FEMA disaster zone, yet, I still somehow get to my 8hr enslavement work and then back to my rest of the day 2-3 hours worth of family disfunctions just fine.