BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoI'm locking it up.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1460arrow-down115
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minus-squareDorkyd68@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down3·5 months agoI’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle
minus-squarecasmael@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoWait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.
minus-squareDorkyd68@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoMe too buddy, meee too
I’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle
Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.
Me too buddy, meee too