• SirDerpy@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    My first job in high school I asked what my title was. I was a mail clerk.

    The owner of the company, as a joke, had business cards printed up for me that read: Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Mailroom Operations.

    I felt kinda special until he also printed some for his dog and started handing them out to any visitor that pet him.