Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago"What is a woman?"locklemmy.worldimagemessage-square268fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down172
arrow-up11.08Karrow-down1image"What is a woman?"locklemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square268fedilink
minus-squareSandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up260arrow-down5·1 month agoMy personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
minus-squaresatanmat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78arrow-down5·edit-21 month agoI’m stealing both of these. Also trying to workshop:: Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
minus-squareL0rdMathias@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up59·1 month agoI like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (They/Them)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down2·1 month agoThey have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
minus-squarebender223@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down3·1 month agohow about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·1 month agoThat doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
minus-squareTheWorldRolledMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoWhat about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 month agoBetter: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoPuerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down2·1 month ago“Someone who chooses the bear over you.”
My personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
I’m stealing both of these.
Also trying to workshop::
Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
I like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
They have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
how about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
That doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
What about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
Better: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
Nailed it 😎
Thank you flyingSquid. Perfect.
Puerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.
“Someone who chooses the bear over you.”