• Jim@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    “Kid, don’t you want to work hard and be able to retire in a nice beach house like mine?”

    “But your house is isn’t on a beach…”

    “By the time you retire, it will be. And it’ll be worth so much then.”

    • lamentforicarus@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I actually think about this. All those houses that are streets away from the beach are going to make so much more in the future because the beach will move.

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        1 year ago

        Now I’m picturing more typical one story ranch style houses lining the beaches instead of the usual mcmansion monstrosities that block the view for everyone else. Nice.