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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 个月前

Anon finds a flashdrive

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Anon finds a flashdrive

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 个月前
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    Why aren’t there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

    Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

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      My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with “I broughted you a pwesent w” energy.

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        Would be far more destructive on first world countries than third world countries

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        Love it.

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      There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.

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        The “you are an idiot” one with the pop-up that runs away from your mouse cursor was hilarious.

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      I wrote a “virus” in college, which basically:

      1. took a screenshot of the entire desktop
      2. displayed screenshot full-screen on top of other windows
      3. would only go away if you typed “@sugar_in_your_tea pwned me” or something

      Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn’t fix it. :)

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        I did one similar! Used autohotkey to hide the task bar at random intervals and pop up a warning that said “system out of memory”. Only way to get it back was autohotkey or a reboot. It would restart daily and on login so it would keep happening. And I hid it as “Nvidia game scanner service.exe” in the Nvidia bloatware folder so it looked innocent. Had a good laugh about that one

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      I think that’s because most viruses aren’t made for fun but for a specific reason (i.e to steal money from someone’s computer).

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      May i point you to a thing i’ve once made:

      https://github.com/MHanak1/pierogi-rust

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      How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux

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        That’d be hilarious lmao. Just a “windows is updating” progress bar while in the background it installs Mint, complete with transferring users/passwords, then “rebooting…” BAM Mint.

        Idk how possible that’d be but a man can dream.

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          previous license key invalidated, now you’ll see what’s the REAL ransomware ;)

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        are you referring to a gnu system?

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          No no, I’m talking alpine Linux

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            linux is just the kernel!1!1!!1!1!1!!!

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