I fucking love spending a 100% upcharge on terrible food delivered by some nameless poor person who can’t afford the hospital bill for getting hit by an SUV later this evening.
I will NEVER figure out how my kitchen stove works.
I’m too busy WORKING (from home) every day from 9(ish) to 4(ish) to cook healthy meals for myself. What?! You expect me to prepare my signature braised salmon and slow roasted vegetables every day? That’s the only meal I’ve learned to cook and it takes over an hour!
I fucking love spending a 100% upcharge on terrible food delivered by some nameless poor person who can’t afford the hospital bill for getting hit by an SUV later this evening.
I will NEVER figure out how my kitchen stove works.
You thought my full size oven, 6 burner stove, and kitchen island were for… preparing and cooking food? Am I some kind of servant?
I’m too busy WORKING (from home) every day from 9(ish) to 4(ish) to cook healthy meals for myself. What?! You expect me to prepare my signature braised salmon and slow roasted vegetables every day? That’s the only meal I’ve learned to cook and it takes over an hour!