• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    He looks so tough in his skinny jeans, his florescent orange sneakers, and his dainty little shopping bag. Truly a terror amongst men.

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      2 months ago

      The title refers to him as a soldier, but all I see is a bitch carrying a polka-dot bag being angry that people make their own decisions.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        He’s certainly not built like a soldier. Soldiers have legs like baseball players, because they’re carrying heavy shit over long distances all the time.