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minus-squareAllonzee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 hours ago"The sword of God, the blood of the lamb, vengeance is mine, millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question. ‘You believe in God?’ ‘No.’ BANG Dead. ‘You believe in God?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘You believe in my God?’ ‘No.’ BANG Dead. ‘My God has a bigger dick than your God!’" -George Carlin
"The sword of God, the blood of the lamb, vengeance is mine, millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question. ‘You believe in God?’
‘No.’
BANG Dead.
‘You believe in God?’
‘Yes.’
‘You believe in my God?’
‘No.’
BANG Dead.
‘My God has a bigger dick than your God!’"
-George Carlin