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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

All the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.

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All the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Anyone see the HBO documentary “Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God”?

All the woman did was drink and turn blue and couldn’t even heal herself.

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Well you see I expend all of my powers holding the darkness at bay. Notice how it gets dark when I get tired and fall asleep?
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  We need to test this with some sleeping pills and caffeine. Open wide!

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