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minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 hours agoIf God made people in his image and people are also corporations, then that means God is a corporation?
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-214 hours agoOmg, and since corps are legally people god is just some dude? Not a stranger on the bus, but a polluter on a private plane? So not like bring out the 9" nails kind, the oil megacorp shareholder megarich kind. So eat the rich is just a religious ceremony we must follow. Ok, sounds like a (gods) plan.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoWell Jesus said it is easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than a rich person to enter the kingdom of heaven. Does that mean God can’t enter heaven? Maybe they can start selling indulgences again.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoYes, thats where the god-money scam/loophole comes in! He’s just gonna give it to himself!
If God made people in his image and people are also corporations, then that means God is a corporation?
Omg, and since corps are legally people god is just some dude? Not a stranger on the bus, but a polluter on a private plane?
So not like bring out the 9" nails kind, the oil megacorp shareholder megarich kind.
So eat the rich is just a religious ceremony we must follow.
Ok, sounds like a (gods) plan.
Well Jesus said it is easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than a rich person to enter the kingdom of heaven. Does that mean God can’t enter heaven? Maybe they can start selling indulgences again.
Yes, thats where the god-money scam/loophole comes in!
He’s just gonna give it to himself!