🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square216linkfedilinkarrow-up1846arrow-down142
arrow-up1804arrow-down1external-linkAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agomessage-square216linkfedilink
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 years agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
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minus-squareuis@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 years ago anal-locked new kind of biometrics?
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoIs this how Russians call the iPhone gay?
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
The flashlight to where?
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Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?