• deadkennedy@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    i, for one, am thrilled that “because jesus” will become the catch-all answer to every question in some states.

    we are going to be the dumbest nation so quickly.

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      1 day ago

      “What’s 2 + 4?”

      “JESUS!”

      “Where is Copper on the elemental table?”

      “GOD!”

      “If Jimmy bought 3 apples for 5 cents a piece, how many apples would he need to buy to reach $2?”

      “UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…JESUS AND GOD!”