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Why don't pirates like submitting to drug tests?

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Why don't pirates like submitting to drug tests?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前

Without their P they become irate

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Is P for Percocet?
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  No, it’s for the drug test.

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