This pic is obviously American.
I know, right? That’s obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.
Gotta protect your mattress somehow.
It could be a toy gun
Why?
Real guns are cheaper.
The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is… how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up
this guy
fuckssleeps on the floorHe’s probably like me, where we hate feeling the wall while I sleep
Maybe it’s like that to accommodate putting in a window fan?
Fake. Sheets are too clean
There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.
In fact, forget the house!
That’s the meme? But that’s just gender stereotypes
*shitty gender stereotypes
Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.
it’s ok if it’s true, right?
no it’s ok if it’s funny
There are no stereotypes in memes. Never ever
Also, in your bio, speaking of stereotypes:
No sense arguing with tankies. Every take I’ve seen from hexbear itt is absolute brainrot, and I can’t wait until we can block entire instances.
People don’t choose to be whatever gender they are, but they do choose whether to use hexbear or not
The quote there is not a stereotype, it’s a fact.
Feeling something strongly, no matter strongly, doesn’t make your subjective opinion about people you don’t like into a fact. You’re contaminating the definition of “fact” just by being that enraged about people that you disagree with.
Yeah and they’re fairly accurate
back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about “grabbing some carpet” like any other seat
but it’s just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again
simpler times boys
Did that carpet tied the room together?
All the money was spent on the corvette outside
Dodge RAM and you know it.
I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn’t breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.
I’ve been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It’s maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.
I think the idealization of this kind of spartan living space is basically the same as the cryptobro idealization of unregulated currency.
Over time exposure to reality will result in making compromise after compromise to solve each problem that arises until you have reinvented from first principles the very same standards that everyone else in society already arrived at.
I get where you’re coming from, especially when it’s something like OP’s post where it’s just a bed and some junk. But there’s a difference between spartan and efficient. A spartan setup doesn’t provide much functionality beyond the basics (sleep, clothing). An efficient setup might take reworking, but it squeezes a multitude of uses into a small to medium sized room.
Sone would say these occasional fruitless détours are healthy
Once, I used a bunch of plastic storage bins as a bedframe. Properly elevated bed, plus a lot of storage.
I’d be worried about them breaking when things get vigorous
oh don’t worry if you live like this that’ll hardly ever happen
I would also be worried about them trapping moisture. Bed slats provide a nice gap for moisture to escape to.
Yes, there are clear advantages to bed above floor technology
Fellas is it gay to have furniture
What for? You can sit on the floor, you can put your things on the floor, wait you can eat on the floor too? Great!
You have your sink to eat over, too!
Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!
Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.
Under capitalism, yes.
Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.
Idk id probably be chilling
It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass
Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.
Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!
Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don’t even need a cup if you put your palms together.
Real men suck it directly from the
teetfaucet.The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD
My brother just puts his face under the faucet
I see no game console, so I can’t say this is true. There’s also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.
And water. A real bachelor hydrates with beer/energy drinks/hard liquor
If it weren’t for women we’d still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow… and it would be amazing!
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Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you’ve got my room when I was in my 20s.
