Edit: NSFW and a definition of Homiesexualism
Homiesexualism - the belief that it isnāt gay to have sex with your homies
Iāve come to the conclusion that everything is gay, and nothing is. Even a man kissing a woman can be gay in the right context.
I mean cmon, youāre kissing a boykisser
Exactly!
Hell, realizing i like women in a gay way made me learn a lot about myself xD
Fellas, is it gay to be a man kissing a woman?
If youāre imagining her to be a man or you are thinking about anything masculine or masculine adjacent when you do, yes. If you think about how your pp feels, youāre thinking about pp when kissing and it feels good and whoops now youāre gay or if youāre being sensitive and emotional yup, gay
If you think about how your pp feels, youāre thinking about pp when kissing and it feels good and whoops now youāre gay or if youāre being sensitive and emotional yup, gay
There are people that unironically believe this.
There are people that unironically believe this.
I think you misspelled, āthere are people who are terrified that they might not be straight and thus obsess over what might make someone gay.ā
I remember, in my younger, conservative years, becoming terrified about how I didnāt like lesbian porn as much as stereotypical guys. I was worried I might be gay since I preferred porn with a guy in it.
So in college, being open-minded and experimental (probably why Iām now far from my conservative roots), one day I tried to jerk off to gay porn.
I learned then 1: thereās nothing scary about gay porn, and 2: gay porn isnāt a turn-on for me.
Oh and 3: a culture that makes someone worried about their sexuality because they like straight porn is really fucked up and needs to chill.
- But have you tried š«“ femboys?
I mean I wouldnāt call myself a 0 on the Kinsey scale. Not a 3 or higher, but definitely not a 0. š¤£
a pity to be them, but god, am I relieved yāall got that. The number of times Iāve said stuff like this on Reddit just to be argued against by good but otherwise stupid people has been really snuffing my kurfluffle. Either that or itās just all bots now.
Yes. As a matter of fact it is gay to exist as a man. Because you are made 1/2 from a manās sperm. So itās like super gay to even exist as a single cell in your momās uterus.
This is a gay kiss between a man and a woman xD
is it gay if youāre both nonbinary/agender? iāll award $2 and some pocket lint to anyone who can provide a robust mathematical proof
Iām agender and by my reckoning the sexuality of anyone who kisses me is entirely at my whim
Schrƶdingerās sexuality
That also goes for having sex too - āhey babe, just so you know, itās gay sex tonight, cool?ā
Nope, once measured the quantum state of the sexualities collapses until changed so if it switches that implies that measured with somebody else or in a different way (which I suppose is actually not that uncommon upon thinking about it). So in conclusion we need to work on this quantum sexuality theory (or one of the participants has some explaining to do).
Do you compromise by having bi sex if they preferred straight sex one night?
Ooohh can I do that too? What if we kiss who gets to pick? Do we both get pick eachotherās sexuality?
Itās gay. Proof left as an exercise to the reader.
Thereās a joke here about the transitive property. I can feel it.
ah no sorry thatās not a joke youāre feeling, itās just my pocket cucumberā¦
- homosexuality = being attracted to the gender you identify as
- agender = not identifying with any gender
- agender homosexuality = not being attracted to any gender = asexuality???
can someone check my work here
Not a mathematical proof, but straightness isnāt the same as heterosexuality, nor is gay synonymous with homosexuality. Two enbies might have the same gender, making their relationship homosexual, but two enbies can also have very different nonbinary genders, therefore being heterosexual. However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they arenāt a cis man with a cis woman.
It all comes down to straightness being an entirely normative category, not a descriptive one. Itās just like the bs concept of āwhitenessā which will similarly exclude Europeans or people with pale skin because they donāt āfit inā for arbitrary reasons.
People who insist that itās straight to have sex with the homies are trying to claim that theyāre ānormalā and shouldnāt be discriminated against just for who they fuck. Itās understandable to not wanna be discriminated against, and even more understandable to think rigid constructions of sexuality are stupid. Unfortunately, the problem with some of these people is that they only want to save themselves from being treated poorly, not get rid of āotheringā in general. The enlightened approach is to be rid of straightness and arbitrary normalcy.
TLDR: youāre only straight if itās a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise youāre queer/gay/not normal
youāre only straight if itās a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise youāre queer/gay/not normal
My brain got kinda surprised at reading ānot normalā because Iām surrounded by queers all the time
However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they arenāt a cis man with a cis woman.
Thatās the first Iāve heard that being cis is explicitly a requirement for being āstraightā ā¦
It is for the people who get icked out about people who donāt have the ācorrectā genitals
Lol i feel like you just made this upEdit: that tldr isnāt quite accurate to the rest of your comment. But yes, very ridiculous, very outdated. Interesting perspective.
Listen, I donāt make the rules, but, as soon as anyone involved is nb or ag, everyone involved is double gay. Add an exponent for every nb or ag person involved.
Itās called being a good host
Not gay
Should probably be marked nsfw, given that you can see the motion lines and such
Welp, I thought it was surprisingly harmless for being NSFW until you made me aware of those.
Call me conservative, buy I stick by the rule that itās not gay only if you both say āno homoā after doing it
as someone well versed in faggotry, fucking someone of the same gender is mighty fruity, uber queer, and gay af.
trust me; itās better to not worry about being straight
I believe the characters are Kazuha (bottom) and Wanderer (top) from Genshin Impact.