These movies are for stupid people.
dangit, I was all exited for a second, thought a third one came out
I really liked Glass Onion ;-;
There is a 3rd one coming…
Then how does OP know the third one is bad if it isn’t out yet? 🤓
Sometimes past performance is indicative of future return. :) Let’s say Uwe Boll had a new movie coming out… LOL.
I was going to be snarky and dig for one good Uwe Boll movie, but the simple act of opening their Wiki page crashes my browser
Also ahh, Rian Johnson bashing got it, I really liked Breaking Bad & Looper so shrugs
Never saw Breaking Bad, and like I say, I saw Looper and liked it until I thought about it.
The whole premise of Looper is mobsters in the future can’t kill anyone because technology, but somehow can send people to hitmen in the past.
The hitmen in the past get paid in gold strapped to the victim, and if you get a TREMENDOUS payout, that means you killed your future self and are now retired.
Great premise, right?
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Future police can track guns and homicides, but apparently can’t track gold or time travel?
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If you retired your hitman in the past, why would you need to kill them in the future? They’ve been retired at that point for decades. How did they fuck that up to the point of needing killing.
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If you’re paying your hitmen in gold, why have a huge payout for killing yourself? The whole reason the film exists is “what happens if future you gets away?”
Let’s say you have present day hitmen a, b, and c but you need to kill future hitmen A, B, and C.
Send A to b, B to c and C to A. No big payout required and no need to retire past hitmen. It’s a job like any other.
But like I say, the shotgun design kicks ass and the actors were great!
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Netflix picked it up (straight to DVD, basically). It’s called “Wake Up Dead Man”, presumably because all the people with taste died during their accidental viewing of the second movie.
I loved the first one and despised the second one.
I really don’t know how I feel about a third, but I’m certain it will set the tone for how I feel about any subsequent movies.
I watched the first one with my extended family on one of those Christmas gatherings where everyone is trying to pretend they don’t hate each other. To be fair, I watched it a second time on my own to see if the movie was actually better than I initially thought.
nope. I appreciate Chris Evans’ portrayal of a shithead legacy with a grudge, because my real life sets me up to be a guy like that in my real family (which is very much like the fictional family in the movie). It’s just so ham handed, though. Like an episode of a kid’s Disney show from the late 90’s.
And Daniel Craig sounds ridiculous. Good god
I really liked Looper until I made the mistake of, you know, thinking about it for more than 10 seconds. The shotgun design still kicks ass though which is about the only good thing I can say about it now, oh, and the performers were quite good.
Last Jedi absolutely shit the bed in every way possible, so at that point Rian Johnson was dead to me. He needs to pay an average to slow 5th grader to come in and point out all his plot holes so he can have someone else fix them.
Never watched Knives Out, highly unlikely I will.
Spot on
The whole plot of that first movie was entirely based on that there is a person who pukes when she lies. Tell me please how that is not idiotic?
Get em lol
First one was ok because of Chris P and Chris P. Ana De Armas did her bit too.
Second one just got lost.