I hope they rig that plane to… glow…

It’s literally a still frame from a video.

It’s one of the first Google results of his face. It’s a still from a TikTok video.

CONTEXT: Joe Rogan is pulling a Kanye West and wants to go to heaven before his Republican daddy completes his Hell on Earth.

Never lose contact with that teacher.

😵‍💫👽

He’s directly fucking businesspeople now.

Spot on

I watched the first one with my extended family on one of those Christmas gatherings where everyone is trying to pretend they don’t hate each other. To be fair, I watched it a second time on my own to see if the movie was actually better than I initially thought.

nope. I appreciate Chris Evans’ portrayal of a shithead legacy with a grudge, because my real life sets me up to be a guy like that in my real family (which is very much like the fictional family in the movie). It’s just so ham handed, though. Like an episode of a kid’s Disney show from the late 90’s.

And Daniel Craig sounds ridiculous. Good god

Get em lol

Netflix picked it up (straight to DVD, basically). It’s called “Wake Up Dead Man”, presumably because all the people with taste died during their accidental viewing of the second movie.

I wish. Unlike social media, him not being central to the news feed doesn’t mean he’s gone.

…just stfu, tuck lol

I’ll never understand people begging to stylishly go to prison. Who are these plastic, dead-eyed posers? How is anyone this disconnected from the concept of stealth wealth?

After cutting my teeth in the business world, I’ve seen people hide away money they have no right to. They take their families on extended sailing trips. They attend parties where everyone else is also wearing many thousands of dollars. Their cars are old models with aftermarket replacement parts that run like a dream. They have vacation homes in places where filming is discouraged. They don’t buy their business partners gaudy gifts like they’re courting a royal marriage.

It’s not acceptable to evade taxes and hoard money (my money no longer allows deals with such people), but if you’re going to do all that nonsense why choose to go tell on yourself?

Dang, that’s tough! I’m right there with you, wanting to take my own liquids with me… but they probably thought you had GHB.

Pawnee must never hear of this…

Yes. I have a masters degree in digital marketing, and I’m very excited for this.