You think you’ve seen peak corporate insanity? Hold my beer.
  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    1 year ago

    False. The cost of bullets brings down profits. Just throw them in a ditch. As long as there’s no transport cost, of course.

    Edit: I forgot to add, make sure the guy throwing them in the ditch isn’t getting any overtime.

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
      2·
      1 year ago

      Unlike cops, who bilk cities out of hundreds of thousands of dollars in overtime, the bullshit plebs that operate our ditch-throwing service are exempt. Invest in my healthcare company!