capitalism replaced free time and extra money to hang out with friends with social media and buying planned obsolescence phones every couple of years.

this outcome was entirely predictable.

2 you say? That is 2 more the amount I actually have of real friends

You guys have friends?

Pffft, speak for yourself sir.

I have zero friends!

So can your feet. 1-3 good friends was the norm before smart phones too.

Hundreds? Who has 4 digit phone numbers? Try millions/billions.

Who has the time for more than 2 friends?

Yes let’s text someone just so I can feel like shite when they don’t text back