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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

I'd love to know

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I'd love to know

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago
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  • Destide
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    57•4 months ago

    It’s called decomposition

    • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      60•4 months ago

      Your face is called decomposition

      • @SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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        18•4 months ago

        br00tal

      • Destide
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        4 months ago

        No it’s not it’s called “I have a boyfriend”

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          13•4 months ago

          Poor guy.

  • @LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee
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    39•4 months ago

    Ham has natural sulfur in the meat and sulfites are often added to packaged deli meat as a preservative. That’d be my guess why.

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      32•4 months ago

      Probably right. They figure yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and fart in this because it smells like sulfur anyway. The meat workers probably don’t get a lot of fart breaks, so they just fart in the sulfur packed meats.

      • @moncharleskey@lemmy.zip
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        16•4 months ago

        It’s true that capitalism has taken so much from us, but at least it’s given us smart phones and fart ham.

        • @kautau@lemmy.world
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          I am happy that in the interest of their health, meat workers have replaced their smoke breaks with fart breaks. While not exactly the compromise the union wanted, it does give the worker a small mental break and the deli company does have to source less sulfur

        • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          3•4 months ago

          where in london is fartham located?

  • rem26_art
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    30•4 months ago

    now thats a job I’m qualified to do

    • macniel
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      15•4 months ago

      are you ready for a little bit controversy?

      • no bananaOP
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        10•4 months ago

        It feels so empty

        • macniel
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          9•4 months ago

          without you.

          • KingJalopy
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            9•4 months ago

            This smells like a job for me

    • @pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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      1•4 months ago

      I would pay extra for gamer girl fart ham

  • @JordanZ@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    13•4 months ago

    I’ll never tell.

  • kubica
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    5•4 months ago

    It’s just the fartmoshpere in the packaging fartory.

  • @loomy@lemy.lol
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    5•4 months ago

    trump.

  • funkajunk
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    4•4 months ago

    Me

  • @SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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    3•4 months ago

    i think it’s the pigs, before they died. Posthumous Flatulence.

  • @B_DL@lemmynsfw.com
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    2•4 months ago

    Same with bags of chips

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