So that’s what butt plugs are
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
So that’s what butt plugs are
decide to write a manga
True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can’t do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.
The potatoes are not what they seem
That’s how they get you. Gotta buy a corn cup.
Hungry enough to pay for food at a restaurant
Nice! Thanks for the share.
You’re hired!
Toe fuck or get fucked.
Wait, bloods and crisps are still a thing?
Not to go off on a tangent, but…
To scale though. You can tell because Oklahoma is the armpit along with Arizona…
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It’s time to cook, Jesse.
Debatable. He’s not a full idiot but I do wonder sometimes
Wouldn’t it still take time to heat up? My sink takes 30 seconds to get hot.
Great until I buy all your water
He said spite, not spit
Holy molé