KingJalopy
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
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Yeah… Not sure how I missed that…
It was so obv
I’ve read this so many times but I just don’t get it. What do you mean?
6·4 days agoI really do have one. My daughter poops softballs sometimes lol.
I’ve got a poop knife that might help
Porque no los dos?
8·5 days agoYou guys need to be careful with that shit. You should be cleaning out the lint tray regularly otherwise it can overheat and cause disastrous fires. Not to mention if you keep the lint out it will help dry everything faster. Nothing worse than a motherfucker running around with a wet brain.
53·5 days agoYou commented at least once every hour for the previous 11 hours since this comment lol
Which is fine, but come on. We are all terminally online these days. Granted, at least we aren’t doing it on 4chan.
Is he looking down on us or waving to us?
For which he thankfully received the death penalty.
False
Sharks live 20-30 years
I’ve already outlived they bitch asses
JK obv
4·6 days agoI call dibs on green©
17·6 days agoIt’s always been my favorite episode. So many great jokes in it but it’s also one of those episodes that boils down to the heart of the story. Pursuit of love will make people do crazy things because it’s really the only thing worth going crazy for.
The one where fry has the worms.
He’s bluffing! No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself!
Obviously, you’ve never been in love!
He’s just explaining that he is a punk but doesn’t look like one. There’s more to it but I couldn’t find a better clip. He’s not violent just to be he’s standing up for his friends.
I love this meme and been a punk my whole life but “punk” is not the clothes you wear or the music you listen to or any of that shit. The scene in this movie explains it well. Punk isn’t fashion, it’s a way of life. Again, I love the meme. Hate the modern definition of punk.
I’m here to put the F back in Art
This looks so much like my old white lab who passed a couple years ago and my new dog but shorter hair that my wife couldn’t figure out how I did this lol.
It wasn’t a question