Back in the ancient times when I got one we had to page the weed guy to get weed. We out our phone number + 420 (truly a mastermind of code no one would ever break) then he would page back with a time (ex 20) to roll through the burger king drive thru where he was the assistant manager. Then just ordered a whopper with extra lettuce (another brilliant code guaranteed not to get broken) then we just paid $10 more than the damn sandwich we didn’t want but would soon be fighting over.

Cheers

Doug

X-Men

Checkpoint

To me it looks like what I thought Macaulay Culkin would look like when he was older instead of what we got.

rip mitch

rip mitch

Is the Epcot at Disneyland?

Fuck yeah! I rotated the shit out of that cow!

Still not rotating. I’ll just have my daughter imagine it then tell me what it’s like I guess.

Not mine. She’s a nervous fucking wreck constantly. She jumps and runs at even the slightest motion, even from those of us she’s been with most her life.

I don’t appreciate her mocking me.

Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.

Good plan, actually.

Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.

I’m guessing you haven’t had many customers yet?

Also, you think you’re not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won’t even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.

LMFAO

Why helium?

You sure everybody got raptured and you’re not just in Australia?

Are they so dumb They don’t realize that when we pause a video we are likely not watching or even near our fucking phone or screen at that time?

Source please. I’m trying to rotate it in my head but it isn’t working. I even opened my thumbnail but all that did was make my thumb bleed.

They are just mad because nobody wants to give them money to look at their feet.

Someone up there ^ found the original post but not the gender swapped version. But it’s still a made up dumb story.