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Stamets@lemmy.world to Rare insults@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

It do be though and I'm a slut

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It do be though and I'm a slut

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Rare insults@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"… Can confirm I thought it wasn’t very big until every single partner I’ve ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they’ve personally seen. I didn’t believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷

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      The part that sucks is when you’re too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can’t usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.

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        I hope you find your ms. deep dish

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          I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.

          Didn’t work out with “mine” and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you’re going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn’t have to.

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            https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings

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              Tried and didn’t like em at all. Really a bummer

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        Dick bumpers are a thing.

        https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings

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          your wipes must be fabulous.

          I do worry about the gritty aspect.

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        Been there with most partners but there are some out there

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      6.5" and I’ve heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.

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      I’m always the largest they’ve ever seen until we break up and it’s tiny.

      I think I have Schrödinger’s dick.

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        Not in my case so I’ve begun to believe

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      Trojans always gave me an inferiority complex because they were freaking baggy on my dick. Then I cloned it and it’s a lot more intimidating up close than looking down from above.

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        Cloned the wee wee for a closer peek?

        Seems like a lot of work.

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          For the girlfriend. Naturally I was curious what it looked like on the other end.

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      Some of that might be white lies to boost your confidence

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        That’s what I figured but when an ex (not single and certainly not trying to get back together with me) still was saying it while talking about my own new breakup, I started to think okay maybe…

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