• the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it

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      6 months ago

      As the bearer of larger than average wedding tackle… it really really tends to put a crimp in things.

      I’ve had multiple sexual partners, but have been married for nearly a decade. One woman, one, could handle it. Sadly, it is not my wife.