• PugJesus@lemmy.worldM
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    “You take a left at the thing, keep going until you get to that one house, then a right for about one or two or four blocks, and then a right until you to get to that one hill. Then just follow the trees.”

  • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Back when I lived in the rust belt, I had a bad habit of giving directions based on things that weren’t there anymore and businesses that had long closed as if I was in my 80s instead of my teens.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      turn left at the blockbusters, if you see a radio shack, you went too far into the past.

      Now I want a Douglas Addams story about time travellers giving directions. even better if it tries to use time travel grammar.

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    Nobody’s asked me directions in at least ten years. And the last guy that did, spoke only French. He drove around Germany without a map or navigation system and asked random people in a language they were unlikely to understand. I bet he complained about how uncultured those Germans are, when he got home.