That’s awful! She’ll never get an even roast with that setup.

She’s got a handle like she’s going to rotate him, but let’s get real. She’s set it up wrong. All of the weight is on one side of the stick, and it’s a lot of weight.

Even if she were able to turn it, and that’s a big if, she’d still have to hold him in different positions to get him to cook evenly. I think what’s going to happen is that he’ll be charred on one side and undercooked on the other, and she’ll barely get any usable meat.

Is that a spit-roast joke ?