I would buy some cheap pants and keep shortening them bit by bit every day to see what happens.
Or you know what, no. It would just be an idea. I am a coward. Iād follow the rules if they said to kiss the CEOās hand on arrival, and shoe on departure. Who am I kidding, Iād do nothing.
Back to realistic pessimism.
One time I spent a couple months wearing fake eyelashes that gradually got longer and more extreme until someone verbally called me on it. Then I said I didnāt know what they were talking about and stooped westing fake eyelashes after that. I never explained to my employees it was a joke. We just never brought it up again lol.
Moral of the story : us managers may have to act all āno nonsenseā but we are very much as bored at work as you. We just canāt say it. Soā¦ fake eyelashes.
I would buy some cheap pants and keep shortening them bit by bit every day to see what happens.
Or you know what, no. It would just be an idea. I am a coward. Iād follow the rules if they said to kiss the CEOās hand on arrival, and shoe on departure. Who am I kidding, Iād do nothing.
Back to realistic pessimism.
Iām in retail management.
One time I spent a couple months wearing fake eyelashes that gradually got longer and more extreme until someone verbally called me on it. Then I said I didnāt know what they were talking about and stooped westing fake eyelashes after that. I never explained to my employees it was a joke. We just never brought it up again lol.
Moral of the story : us managers may have to act all āno nonsenseā but we are very much as bored at work as you. We just canāt say it. Soā¦ fake eyelashes.
You know, you could be that imaginary person.