What can I do to get some sleep?
AE119B?
I mean, if we’re talking shitty life pro tips, set some shit on fire across the street, or in a nearby forest. They’ll fuck off.
Set literal shit on fire and just start throwing it at people, houses, things in your neighborhood.
Do it naked and scream stuff about the pope’s hat while doing so…
Whoa, this friend gets it. slow nod
Slow nods
Unzips pants
Maintains eye contact
Fucks a watermelon to completion while maintaining eye contact
Lazer pointer
This also comes with a free vacation from the police however you cannot decide the destination.
So you’re saying there’s a chance I won’t have to go to work tomorrow?
I love your post capitalist optimism!
Ask doc for knockout pill
Manpads.
I tried to find them at the grocery store but they only have lady pads
What’d you do to piss them off?
I’ve got a meeting on a military base next week and they might be trying to assert dominance.
do they have escorts?
No. I think it might be the same one flying by over and over
