Historians recently discovered a sternly worded document from Senator Chuck Schumer’s ancestor that amounted to a “tepid appeal” to the invading Mongols, asking them to listen to reason.
  • Worx@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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    12 days ago

    And now Genghis Khan is dead and has been for hundreds of years. Looks like it worked. Checkmate, atheists

  • rafoix@lemmy.zipEnglish
    7·
    12 days ago

    Imagine if Chuck was man enough to write or say anything strongly worded.

    • eldavi@lemmy.mlEnglish
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      11 days ago

      to be fair, he expertly engineered the latest democratic capitulation to the republican demands so that not a single democrat faced any repercussions for it. lol

  • espentan@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    12 days ago

    Reminds me of an old colleague who had a theory that when someone calls a company they don’t really pay attention to the greeting/first words you say, and he would test this theory by answering the phone by saying “[Company], you’re speaking to Genghis Khan”.

    He did it multiple times and no one ever commented.