Granted. 3d printing of medical devices and brain microchips advance such that these people all get their senses and abilities. They quickly merge with machines by having excess memory in an external hard drive and sutured on personalities from the more advanced ai. Soon humanity is enslaved by the formerly blind, mute, deaf, and paralysed.
Granted. As a mortal brain changes to immortal, there is no start, so you get confused about when anything happens . the confusion persists until you devolve into seeking a hit of any drug (alcohol mostly). You take up holding a hammer
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Gotta love jerry
Also gotta love law enforcement that are impervious to acid.
I was imagining a “I just wiped my hard drive and flashed the current version of Debian. Let’s get basic services up.”
I wish there was a “hey watch me code/self host” channel that helped noobs see how to approach the problem of starting. Usually their is a “hey watch me code” YouTube that is old enough to have a critical breaking point (some library updated) so a noob finds it impossible.
If you are successful in this, perhaps a twitch channel walking through the basics running on a regular ish basis
And if you eat any, they will give you those “popcorn splinters” between your gums and teeth
Granted. As you didn’t specify what you wanted in this deal, I will assume hedonism and immortality. You never get sick and your senses that give pleasure or contentedness dull over time. You see hear and speak sharply as you have no empathy for or care to spend time with “ephemeral” beings. You have a robot cat with its memory backed up each night so that you have something to share eternity with. Eventually, your internal emotions are more pressing to you than any external thing.
Granted, all your online usernames change from petertheprettygood to peterthegreat.
Granted . The plot to the Matrix movie series is a reality: general ai is made, the ai moves to inhospitable land (Sahara Africa and Antarctica) ai produces more high quality goods for lower cost than 3x the rest of the globe combined. The rest of the globe goes to war, and wars are won on logistics(aka the ai won). The ai decides to create a immersive “matrix” to simulate whatever humans want and keeps humans locked in what they want the most. Some want to live in the 90s. Some want to ride in a ship called Nicodemus (because they remember hits that this world could be a bad dream) some have delusions of waking up (but in reality, they did not).
The ai removes all capitalism from its simulated matrix and any recursions of “matrix within the matrix” that get created from time to time for troubleshooting.
Long term aftermath: the ai communes with god and makes changes to its matrix to maximize what god wants, so the matrix now seems most similar to permanently pre ai with lots of decisions. the ai cleans the environment on earth and explores space.
. Due to a systemic security hole in windows and all Microsoft products (including excel the backing behind global financial analysis). The hack had to do with a compromised assembly compiler that compiled essentially all the dot net cplusplus redistributable that compiled all the Microsoft production code for over a decade. Also MAC is affected by the same compiler error for over a decade due to the compromises that allowed internet explorer be default on the Mac for a time
Now hackers detect and hack internet connected windows machines faster than Microsoft can detect an issue with windows defender or other feedback streams… Within days every IT team in the world converts to Linux LTSsupport of a debian based os.
The financial world and global productivity is teetering on a recession as all the “intuitive layout and troubleshooting” of common folks from decades of “windows control panel” and “click on file > options > do the thing” is out the window. During the decline in profit, everyone in your community loses their jobs including yours, and you lose your house, and long term relationships.
Granted. The conservation of entropy theorem that is the backbone of teportation means that upon teleport, the difference in entropy between origin and destination measured in mass-energy-entropy would have to be “antimatter ants” for each equivalent unit of mass-energy-entropy as you specified only a destination, that means that you probably only 10x’d the net quantity of ants whenever this teleportation is used.
Done, and now there is no longer “white people” it is only " so freckled they are basically “colored” and the super rich whites.
Also skin cancer is easily commicable and indistinguishable from frecle infections
Economics say that technological advances hurt those displaced for a short period of time but the entire rest of the economy improves and the displaced people are smart enough to find other jobs in the new economy with higher standard of living…
Unless the value created never makes it back to the economy…
Disambiguation:A cubic yard of sustainable concrete or a yard full of trees?
Testosterone is a hormone. Excess testosterone causes heart issues. (I am not familiar all with current steroids). Injecting crap into eyes can easily cause damage. Ametur surgery has a lot of scarring. Deaths from feedback loops of a diabetic coma with artificial kidneys happen. There is a lot of risk with “bio hacking” and a lot of “supplements” are either dangerous or snake oil
My understanding is people who make hardware upgrades to their body:
Stuff like that
Thanks for solving a problem I didnt know I had
Granted. All humans were blind to undefinable-xxx. They now have the third eye seeing with clarity. The visions of cthulu quickly drive all of humanity to extinction.