What about coftea?

It’s the best monkey at the typewriter.

Uhh, thanks?

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Cloudless sky with no living creatures.

Step 1: Make taco

Step 2: Roll taco

This is offensive to douches and canoes. They serve useful functions.

I feel like I’m the only person who hates this movie.

Yea…yea…yea…

Single serving pouches?

I might understand what you’re saying, but that isn’t what you posted about. That’s a completely different, and seemingly made up, problem.

Why would I be outraged at things I can easily avoid if I want to? If I wanted to complain about prices it’d be at spring events and concerts. I can typically buy a 6 pack for the cost of 1 beer.

And what they’ve done up to now hasn’t been?

Now I need some eye bleach.

If you want to be treated more gently, you shouldn’t be so hideous.

Ohh, thank god. I’m too old to start remembering new Rick Roll links.

The link is different now… I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.