A young, English wonderkid from Dortmund bossing it in the Champions League and certain to get a big money transfer in future? This can go one of two ways…

half a twix and some sticky old coins from the back of the glove box

A thousand memories of summer holidays in the family car to Cornwall & Wales as a child just flooded through my mind.

The final days of that 2020/21 La Liga season were pure fucking magic. Seeing Luis Suarez absolutely rifling them in for Atletico right after he was unceremonially dispensed with by Barcelona gave me life.

Imagine the fucking smell on the Inter coach. 2 hours of being in a sealed box with dozens of men who sweated their ass off.

Appreciate the information on something that isn’t getting the attention it deserves!