Captain Baka

I kinda wish this would be true because that word looks and sounds funny. But I’m german and I know it’s not the actual word. If it would have said that this is the dutch or danish word I would bei more convinced to believe that this could be the actual word.

Bisexual foursome? Nice, I might look into that.

BBW porn (and beating my meat) or porn with cute gay men (and beating my meat)

Postal 2 vibes

Literally a shitpost.

Give me “chicken dump truck” and extra large “worried” as desert.

ich_iel is just using made up nonsense words, like the Swedish Chef muppet

We’re more into dumb sturgeon puns.

I’m just 1 year 2 Months 13 days older than my brother, so we’re basically kinda the same age. He never saw me as a role model and i never had the urge to be a role model for him. And also IF i had tried to be that for him he wouldn’t want to have that, just because we have extremely different personalities. There simply wasn’t a demand for me to be a good big brother.

SNES. Change my mind.

Globalisten? Ich dachte die Techno-Nekromanten von Alpha Centauri?

“Grüß Gott Frau Triceratops! Haben sie schon davon gehört, die Familie Tyrannosaurus ist letztens ausgestorben. Schrecklich oder? Man kann ja nur hoffen dass es uns nicht auch so geht nach diesem Asteroideneinschlag.”