You can get Linux to do anything, including asking you to “Activate Linux”.

That was the original meaning. Eventually, it evolved into “some change is inevitable and desired, but we’d like to do it gradually while preserving most traditions”.

Now it seems to be evolving back.

Don’t worry, there’s a WikiHow article on how to do exactly that.

“You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting.”

The good thing is, you already are! And from what I’ve seen of your online presence, you seem like a very fun girl at that :D. I’m sure many other people here would agree with me as well.

Conservatism, in the original sense of the word, wasn’t such a bad political ideology. It used to mean a desire reforming the current norms through gradual change and evolutionary measures.

Unfortunately, it has been perverted, as the social norms modern “conservatives” seem to want to promote include transphobia, homophobia and heteronormativity.

The fascism was the friends enemies we made along the way.

You see, the joke is sex. That makes it funny.

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From Wikipedia:

An alcohol enema, also known colloquially as butt-chugging or boofing, is the act of introducing alcohol into the rectum and colon via the anus, i.e., as an enema.