What a legacy, though! Sounds like a lovely human being.

Had me really interested for the first few frames.

I’m too sober for this.

It’s in mine. App version 2.18.5.

Oh I do hope there are tentacles involved!

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it’ll spend its life believing it’s a failure.

“most personal information”

And they just handed it over to some company.

If one does watch and enjoy it, I recommend they do not watch the sequel.

He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

Sorry, Ben, but I’m afraid The American Experiment has failed.

americans at least don’t actually use those two phrases in conversation

Well now they’re gonna know!

No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.

Bless you for sharing this.

Thought it was pretty funny when the name of the company was mentioned - I work for a company with almost the same name, just a letter off. That show struck a little close to home.

Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.

Thankfully there’s an entire field of linguistics that’s already done the work. Quick Google search shows 22 Latin descendant languages, and 24 Germanic descendant languages. So slightly more, yeah.

Romanian, Catalan, Sicilian, Galician, Venetian, probably a number of other dialects, are also Latin descendants.

Why is anyone still listening to this man enough for this to make it to a headline?

The problem is slowing it down to any speed that would end up with it dropping into the sun is going to take more effort and be more difficult than firing it out of the solar system. It isn’t practical.

Five bucks says she was only a contractor or she’d still be taking advantage of the fact that federal employees are notoriously difficult to get rid of - even (especially) if they’re shit at their job.