“Let’s fuck a prime rib.”

No biceps or pecs. Just a massive dong.

Quit smoking, its worth it.

No and that’s why surgeons have to wear but plugs in the OR.

/s

Shoot first ask questions later.

21st century digital boy

Zoom. Enhance. Zoom! Enhance!

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I prefer Marmite but thats because its what I had growing up.

Sounds like he is making poor financial decisions as well as personal ones. Go figure.

What kind of fluff “journalism” is this?

This is what a lack of self awareness looks like i guess?

Parents should do a lot of things that they won’t because they are trapped in a stupid cycle of ‘it was good enough for me its good enough for them.’

Hey look its the chicken chaser!

Sloppy joes are better when you use meaty spaghetti sauce. And garlic bread instead of a bun.

100k a head… what a joke Could have given them 50k each and sent them back to wherever they came from and saved 20 million.

Sliced bread goes in the freezer

I planted some primulas this week!

I want to slam these writers in the head with a thesaurus.

What did you report?