Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.
Masamune
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Cake day: April 29th, 2026
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Instructions unclear, heading to the center of the sun for more hemoglobin.
89·1 month agoAn employee who takes their bacon seriously is exactly the type of employee I would want hire.
4·1 month agoCurrently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
6·1 month agoThat’s the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.
1·1 month agoWord on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.
Man, ain’t nobody can afford beer now either.
Tacos? Good!
Pizza? Good!
Taco pizza? Gooood!
8·1 month agoI want to go to there.
Facebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.
AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.
Sincerely, Grok
The great circle of life.
Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
3·2 months agoI’ll settle for an erotic zoo.
That’s my secret, I’m always 😡
31·2 months agoThis comment was typed entirely by hand. The comment below will be typed entirely by text prediction. Let’s see which one makes more sense.
This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.
3·2 months agoHey, are you the guy who “lost” that hard drive full of Bitcoin in the landfill?
7·2 months agoWhy do it right the first time when you can do it twice later?
Ah yes, the tried and true “measure once and cut twice” approach.
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