in John f Kennedy’s voice “We choose to go to watch these men beat the shit out of each other not because it is easy, but because it makes the president hard”
Yup totally like the moon landing.
But did America put a man in a rear naked choke until he passed out and pissed himself on the White House lawn?!!
Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
glances at the DC police news blotter
shuffles feet nervously
I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?
We put two men in a ring and let them beat each other up. We did it America! We won!
Now go pack your things up as we are done here. This is what true success is. Congratulations.
Ah yes that very American invention of MMA.
The sport that began when a Belgium taught a bunch of Japanese people an English wrestling style.
So they admit the moon landings are real.
Yes, organized fighting certainly is new, and they certainly didn’t build some of the most impressive structures millenia ago to facilitate it, nope.
its so sad that the only flex they can come up with was 60 years ago…
I want to get off this timeline.
You people put a man on the moon because you were willing to let Nazi shit slide.
3 cheers for Werner Von Braun…
Once ze rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
Did this absolute joke of a protohuman really say that
UFC is founded on having bum fights, it technically is pretty much a bum fight co-opting martial arts of other cultures.
With nazi-german tech, which Americans conveniently seem to always forget to mention.
Now do that, but with healthcare
I really don’t get his point.
He’s trying to make the whole UFC on the White House lawn thing sound like a good idea. His argument isn’t coherent because the whole thing is stupid.
He’s poorly making an argument for how the UFC is ‘unique and innovative’ but leaving out that it stands alone because we generally frown upon people giving each other brain damage for our entertainment.
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Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Marco Rubio knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing.
