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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days
3·4 天前You forgot to add “for 3 days until I recover”
Sorry I don’t need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass
The first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Wasn't planning on it, but if it will shut him up
5·4 天前Good point. So few realize that rubbing a few out per day is just what the doctor ordered
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
2·8 天前Interesting. My GF actually enjoys licking them. Something about the aroma of male sweat that she really likes.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
4·8 天前LOL. I never knew this even existed. Proves again that you can sell anything in this country
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tastes good. And then you find out what it is
25·12 天前My take away is pussy juice that she keeps saving and when she has enough volume she just whips it up into a creamy sauce
Maybe I just have a filthy mind but it looks like various sketches of rear pussy
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum
2·15 天前funny. That’s exactly how archeology works. They try to fit the logic and customs of today into what people actually did in the past
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Left the teenage son home. Said he had school work to do.
4·16 天前He’s a good kid and always grips her under her ass so she is comfortable
If you have a filthy mind like we do … you know immediately what it is
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've done this many times without perforations and I never torn anything
4·19 天前That’s a touching memorial. Until the end comes cherish each ass encounter the two of you have
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet
4·22 天前Something you should be proud of
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Picture of elongated people with their arms raised in happiness
2·22 天前Isn’t that the best prescription for any thing that is wrong with you
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Avoid back issues. Use your arms when lifting things
2·28 天前LOL. Love the idea
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Most people have no idea how the "name" of this position came about and how it is still used today
18·28 天前there was one particular sex position was most conducive to making babies: the missionary position. It is alleged that medieval Church authorities made the assertion for centuries, not based on scientific evidence, but on some vague thoughts about gravity.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?
12·1 个月前it would be harmless and so much fun if cocks getting hard made a noise AND nipples getting nice, hard, and erect also made a noise
Several of my customers are into threesomes. And a few really enough eating out my injected cream pie