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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

When you are forced to be there but have zero interest in the whole thing

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When you are forced to be there but have zero interest in the whole thing

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    I was watching a comedy special by Jimmy Carr. He gives out a number before the show that you can text and select ones are shown on a giant screen behind him and he responds.

    One text that was sent in was something like “im am blind. I asked for cheapest seats in the house for me and my service dog. I got seated behind a stone pillar. A+ service staff.”

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    I used to love finding spots like this

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    “DADDY!!! DID YOU SEE MY PERFORMANCE???”

    “No.”

    child develops trauma of thinking his dad doesn’t love him enough to pay attention

    Dad develops anger issues over not getting to see his son perform in the school play

    school has a school shooting the following week, but thats 100% unrelated. Different kid. School just happens to be in America

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      Username checks out

    • hark@lemmy.world
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      Well I found it funny at least.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      are you okay

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        What do you mean? This is a perfectly accurate depiction of what school is like in America.

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          I can see how it seems that I was questioning the scenario. But I was just making sure the commenter was okay given that this was their takeaway from the image. A Rorschach image reveals thoughts and preoccupations of the viewer.

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    Best seat in the house.

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      seat in the house.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    Sounds like church.

    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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      Or the military.

  • bearboiblake [he/him]@pawb.social
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    This is just like the Star Wars hotel.

    • recentSlinky@lemmy.ca
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      My first thought too

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    He is watching from 3rd person

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    I’d never have expected Jenny to let herself go like that.

  • Denizen 🇫🇮@mastodon.social
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    @Mickey7 Me when the bs starts

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