Pardon my French.

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Cake day: April 13th, 2026

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  • I remember finding out all that “Cranberry Cocktail” I used to drink had barely any actual cranberry juice in it. I felt ripped off! I want CRANBERRY! Not apple or grape. I then went out and found this pure 100% cranberry juice, feeling very victorious, ready to go home and enjoy some real tart goodness. I poured it in a glass of ice cubes, took a big swig, and OH DEAR GOD I was filled with immediate and complete regret. I had never experienced something quite so dry and bitter. My body completely rejected it.

    Eventually ended up mixing just a little bit at a time with some lemonade, and it was pretty good :)