Well, putin won this one too.

Are you fucking kidding me? The US is ruled by memes now. How long until they reach out to Scumbag Steve or Success Kid?

This comment better not awaken anything in me.

Maybe the tariffs can pay for it. /s

Can we call them nazis now?

Good luck with the tariffs, fascist bootlickers ❤

Of course he listens to Slayer. Why else would this photo of God and Tom Araya exist?

Bit late now.

Heroes, hands down.

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“We’re not so different, you and I”

It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:

Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.

Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs

Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!

*More clicketyclacks *

Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…

Trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: To be…

Louder trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: … or not…

Very loud trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!

Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow

Kind of selfish of that monkey really.

Well, that’s a dumb password.

“A 45 year old not wearing a costume and strung out on Ketamine” OR a kid in the greatest costume ever?

How much is that in Schrute bucks?

It never happened.

It’s AI.

She lied about her age.

Everyone would have done the same.

Actually pedophilia is OK now.

The uncensored (and obviously NSFW) version is on their website: https://jerkin.amylandthesniffers.com/

The thing about Dragonblast is that you gotta play it on the original hardware. Emulation just doesn’t have the right feel.

Ah yes, the widely recognized drugs weight unit, the elephant.

Back when I was into the whole drug scene (or elephanting as we’d call it), I’d normally ask my dealer for 250 nanoelephants of coke and party all night.