It’ll be pretty funny when he gets scapegoated

Y’all just jealous of me and my roommate’s friendship

Something something the most wretched of commodities.

If a worker overheats and dies, it’s their problem. If a robot dies, it’s Amazon’s problem

Depending on the cheese you can use a mandolin with a grater

Someone should tell the multinational organizations

I wish all autonomous car peddlers a sincere get sued into oblivion when someone is killed by your product

Free shower? What am I, the YMCA?

Final Fantasy Mpreg

Can you imagine a world without the US?

Kinda disrespectful to Matthew Perry to say they’ll meet in the same place, which I assume for Musk is Satan’s unwashed taint.

Zionists are nazis. There are plenty of Zionists that aren’t jewish and plenty of Jews who aren’t Zionists.

Another day in the land of the free

Probably George Bush or something

And he’s probably getting one. Unless he dies.

What could possibly go wrong

A lot of excusing going on on that last panel

Never heard of them. Maybe you mean the Malvinas.

Like a third of americans being in a fascist cult is hardly the foreigners’ fault