To be fair, I don’t think I could come up with a more american sandwich than that.

Of course they provide for the dictatorships, who do you think put them there in the first place? It’s called responsible parenting sweaty 💅

Second-hand it’s pretty funny, until it’s not.

As much as I’d have loved for the Kissinger is Dead celebrations to have been big news (and a Holiday), it went by mostly unannounced.

The Cunt of Monte Cristo

Y’all USAians can’t even become nazis without putting the blame on foreigners smh my head

So it’s a narc, but if you’re racist

It’s always the ones you most expect

Of course, sir. Your 45 thousand will be deposited after we take the service fee

Dunno about the conclusion here, the Classic republican were also transphobic pieces of shit. The party being taken over by the (more) openly fascist wing that had always been there didn’t change their opinion much in this particular case. Likewise, the people burning records that mention climate change are the same who brought snowballs to Congress, they just got more upfront about it.

Yeah but if you ignore some of the most heinous atrocities ever perpetrated he’s a nice guy

Me sowing: Hell yeah this is great

Me reaping: This is not us. What a somber moment in world history 😔

I’m picturing 200 dems walking slowly chanting “we shall overcome” on the way to brunch. George Bush is there. No one tips.

That’s why me and my friend Saddam have been hiding deep underground. We still haven’t found a way to block neutrinos yet, but I’ll keep everyone posted.

i wouldn’t worry. I have a feeling he and Radcliffe will be 50 and I’ll still think they’re children.

Aside: I watched The Boy and the Heron dubbed and he carried the whole movie (also the stellar animation and music).

With checks and balances, of course. Our infallible forefathers planned this flawless 2-party system and I won’t hear anything else from you commie propagandists

‘Relatively’ doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Ah, the tried and true strategy of saving money on fuel by quitting your job

Is it supposed to be someone else wearing a Trudeau mask? Cause that’s what it looks like

Sam, I’m getting mixed feelings from you.