Which is impressive cause tortoises are famously horny and will fuck anything

He’s blind so he recognized gay sex just from hearing it and decided to try it out.

Bros’ eyes make light curve

Probably final from China. If they were to increase it again they might as well block trade completely. Not that the geniuses in charge of the US won’t increase it again just to have the final word like a child

I’ll admit I don’t know much about military strategy but maybe don’t allow the country that keeps threatening to invade a territory to keep a military base in it.

Dementia giveth and dementia taketh

Thank you Mr. Macaroni for saying you could maybe, in the future, say something that should have been done decades ago sometime in the future, maybe.

I also changed my name because of my faith and not because I’m doing tax fraud

She made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean

He still hasn’t found what he’s looking for

Please start killing landlords

I think we can agree this is much funnier

We’re so close to Neil banging out the tunes Day

I, for one, cherish my homo genes

Aren’t we all gray wolves with a few modified genes

Build the wall

Decency isn’t a word I associate with him at all

If it makes you feel any better, Dick Cheney is still the worst sack of shit to be VP.

Just vassal state things

About fucking time. Maybe they’ll drop the number of military bases in foreign countries to a lean 100