Alright grandma, let’s get you into the woodchipper

Elon family got his submarine working

“Have you considered some of the rape victims deserved it”

Fuck off.

Hey can you tickle yourself with magic hand, please answer this is very important

That’s great but it’s at least partially out of necessity. RDNA 3 means it’s stuck with less effective and more taxing upscalers that would come in pretty clutch if you want to reach their 4k60fps promise.

That said, the angriest I’ve been with the state of computer parts recently was when shopping for a laptop and seeing every manufacturer talking about “AI”.

We already know the clocks and power it draws. Even if you were to overclock the shit out of those specs, you won’t get to PS5 level performance.

Literally toxic if everyone has to show up sick

If you like your opium, you can keep it

Death to Israel.

He also stole from Madonna’s Material Girl.

Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? That’s not my department, says Wernher von Braun

Booting Gnome for the first time is such a baffling experience. Then you discover extensions and it feels pretty good.

I don’t like that I’m beholden to extensions that may break after an update to get what I want out of it, but I still use it on my laptop cause it’s the best touchscreen experience I’ve had (after tweaks)

Are you talking about the election or Bill Clinton’s affection?

They should add a little beaded curtain that gives access to PCs that are designated crank stations.

It’s an LG situation where they come up with a bacronym motto that sorta replaces the name. It’s less scary for global markets to buy a Build Your Dreams.

The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.

Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come.

Timothy 4:8

Not a whole chapter, but still

That must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there’s an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.