PugJesus@lemmy.worldM to History Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoAlways remember to flex on your discipleslemmy.worldimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1501arrow-down14
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minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·5 months agoMy man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 months agoShe made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 months ago Helen of Troy Casting agent in future portrayals: “Find me the blandest blondest white woman with no distinguishing facial features who could easily be swapped out with another without the audience noticing.”
minus-squareElectricMachman@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI heard she walks like a gunslinger
My man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!
She made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean
That’s a lot of Seamen.
Just wear one of these
Casting agent in future portrayals: “Find me the blandest blondest white woman with no distinguishing facial features who could easily be swapped out with another without the audience noticing.”
she’s a babe
I heard she walks like a gunslinger