PugJesus@lemmy.worldM to A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoAlways remember to flex on your discipleslemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1495arrow-down14
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minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·5 days agoMy man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!
minus-squareElectricMachman@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI heard she walks like a gunslinger
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 days agoShe made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 days ago Helen of Troy Casting agent in future portrayals: “Find me the blandest blondest white woman with no distinguishing facial features who could easily be swapped out with another without the audience noticing.”
My man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!
I heard she walks like a gunslinger
She made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean
That’s a lot of Seamen.
Just wear one of these
Casting agent in future portrayals: “Find me the blandest blondest white woman with no distinguishing facial features who could easily be swapped out with another without the audience noticing.”
she’s a babe