TomMasz

I love these guys!

It’s Texas. Just strap on one of your many pistols, and they automatically pass you.

This is the only correct answer.

This is the energy we need in 2025.

Since there’s no state income tax, just use the money you of course saved.

They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot.

Don’t forget the golden ballroom. Fucking bastards.

It’ll be fine. Just don’t touch it. Or look at it.

So that’s why we have two children.

If only we were so wise back in 2024.

I recently saw someone post that the stuff Zuck comes up with shows has no friends. I’m starting to believe that to be true.

I’d like to believe Jesus is just gathering his strength before choking the shit out of him.

Where did this person go to school? Did this person go to school? What did they get from the feathers and the wings and the whole flying thing?

A true Internet classic. And a harbinger of things to come.

“Scotch and Asparagus!” is my favorite line from this strip.

I ride my bike on a mixed-use canal path and people are blasting by on e-bikes well over 20 mph (32 kph). With so many folks walking along wearing headphones/earbuds, it’s just a matter of time before someone gets hit. There’s no posted speed limit that I’ve ever seen, and enforcement relies on people calling 911 and complaining. Technology always outpaces regulation.

Bird is conflicted.

I am honestly surprised the FDA did anything here. Whoop should just wait a bit and see if there’s any follow-up.

Socializing of all kinds is way down, a trend that started in the pandemic and has continued. Solo drinking isn’t great, obviously, but it’s understandable in our current world.

My brain hurts!